Layoff Buffer
the people who work slower than you. if a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.
i am not worried about a layoff because ron still works here and he is my layoff buffer.
the group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.
worker 1: did you see how bad brian’s latest project has gotten?
worker 2: no but i can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
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