LAYUPS
an easy score. an uncontested basket.
he saw betty across the room and he knew it was going to be a layup.
side tracks where trains are parked overnight and on weekends. initally used to refer to subway layups, but now can refer to freight-train layups.
layup are your friend.
an organized date usually arranged by friends where the sole purpose is s-x and/or getting over a failed/bad relationship. should not be confused with rebound. a lay up may or may not culminate into a meaningful relationship.
matt felt bad for james so he called alice and had her arrange a lay up with one of her friends.
a girl who is so easy you can not miss.
if you miss a lay up you are open to all chirps regarding having no wheels and just being an all around bad guy.
andrew: “dev how could you miss that lay up you had the open lane!?”
devin: “i got b-ttery fingers yoh”
hooking up with a girl at a club with little or no effort or game
i hooked up with her at the club last night, what a lay-up!!
when its getting towards closing time, and everyone’s c-cked, you look over to the other side of the bar and that girl thats drooling drunk… yeah, she’s a layup. at this point, she’ll go home with anyone with a pulse. no extra effort needed, easy layup.
mike: its gettin late man
steve: you’re hopeless mike, at this point, layup’s your only option.
mike: yeah, i need a layup and i need one yesterday. oh thank god, theres welma! she’ll do.
1) how to describe the action you take when you had way too many drinks the night before and don’t want to go to work/school.
holyf-ckingsh-tman, i am layup today. i think i had about 23 beers last night, but i kinda lost count after #14.
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