Laze
v. tr.: to doing little or nothing at all; derived from lazy
“man, it’s going to be nice to do nothing but laze about all day.”
to be lazy,to do very little work.
guy 1: i only work for 6 hours this week.
guy 2: laze!
a person who sits around and does nothing; a detriment to society
“wow what a laze,” exclaimed bethany, “all josh does is watch p-rn and eat chips.”
1)the result of someone not shaving for multiple days while not intentionally growing a beard.
2)male facial hair that is too long to be a five-o-clock shadow but too short to be a full beard.
i haven’t shaved in so long i am starting to grow a lazè.
foodstuff filled with only the best of the best of the best of the best. known ingrediants: deathrow, roadkill, stardust, nephandous, turtle, kungfutortoise, robert ii, esjay, kreig, erin, and many other spicy things. goes well with pie.
pirate: hey, have you tried that laze?
zombie: no, but have you tried my -ss?
ninja: -kills both-
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