lazertits
t-ts that just can’t be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g’s, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.
dude i just saw that girl’s nipples!!
obviously you did, they’re lazert-ts.
1. t-ts that are so outrageous that they’re a lethal weapon.
2. t-t action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
4. futuristic feminine power.
the ladies of lazert-tsdotcom displaying their wares.
t-ts that are odly shaped
d-mn look at her lazer t-ts
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