Lazlo Toots


the famous saxophone player from wiltshire, uk. featuring in such bands as the aladdins, uuud and of course, bert’s apple crumble – famously named after an -n-l s-x act
uuud – “i have your face!”
the aladdins “he walked off stage once and quit on their first and last ever show. what a legend”
bert’s apple crumble “look at the naked one playing saxophone! its lazlo toots!”

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