lazy
a movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of “duuurrrr” from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
i’m no f-ckin’ republican; i’m lazy.
someone with actual intelligence who is smart enough to realise that the education system (and most of life)is f-cked and ends up failing or f-cking up because everything in reality is too boring
you are too lazy to do anything
being a b-m. not getting off your -ss to do something.
my cat the lazy
somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.
your so lazy u wont even get up to eat
me
“josh was the laziest senior at asms…i’m suprised he graduated,” said the senior.
the fear of hard workers and/or work.
man, i am so lazy because i am surrounded by asians.
a person that can’t do sh-t for food.
if you’re looking at this right now, you are not lazy.
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