LAZY ASS SYNDROME
main entry: la•zi as syn•drome
pr-nunciation: \ˈlā-zē\ \ˈas\ \‘sin•drōm\
function: noun
etymology: lazy from middle low german lasich feeble, -ss middle english ars, ers, from old english ærs, ears, greek orrhos b-ttocks, and syndrome from from greek syndromē combination, syndrome, from syn- + dramein to run — more at dromedary
date: 21st century
variant of lazy -ss syndrome: l.a.s.
definition:
1. a group of signs and symptoms that occur together and characterize a person who is disinclined to activity or exertion when they have no reason to be so disinclined
examples:
ex 1: a lazy child, tween, teen, or adult who jumped onto an electric motorized shopping cart when they really did not have a need to making it hard for those with actual disabilities to effectively use it
ex 2: a person who sits in one place such as a couch or car not getting up and requiring someone to bring them things when they clearly have the ability and strength to get it themselves.
sample sentence:
ex 1 sample sentance: did you see that group of children with lazy -ss syndrome, they were racing through the store on those cart thingies.
ex 2 sample sentence: man joe really has l.a.s. he has not left his desk at work for hours and keeps calling people in to bring him cr-p.
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