Lazy Beard
a beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.
a: growing a beard for winter?
b: nah, it’s just a lazy beard…i’ll shave it once i figure out where i put my razor.
when someone lets his beard grow because he is too lazy to shave it he grows lazy beard.
woman: “why are you growing beard? it doesn’t look good at all.”
man: “yeah i know but it’s lazy beard.”
woman: “oh, then it’s okay!”
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