Lazy Eye
an eye that drifts aimlessly. it gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. sometimes s-xy on men.
1.”is he looking at me?”
“b-tch, that is just his lazy eye!!”
2. with that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. i know i would.
the vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.
i’ll be drunk soon, i’m starting to get lazy eyes.
to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed
olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed
an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what taylor swift has.
“man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if taylor’s looking at me or that beercan”
when a guy p-sses and it comes out in more then one spray.
i had lazy eye when i took a p-ss
when you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and c-m in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye
i was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.
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