Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]
the often recurring condition in which the state of one’s face appears to feel as if it is “lazy,” and/or “droopy” due to their current state of being stoned.
it could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.
man, bob sure is suffering from a serious case of lazy face syndrome l.f.s., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into sp-ce this whole party.
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