lazy h
so you’re doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. you arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is h-tting the fake blond from the back. then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the sk-nky-panky sisters. the girls are leaned over each other, thus “lazy.”
baby, if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put you, tyler, your sister and lazy h next to each other.
so after i leaned a lazy h with tyler and these two jewish sisters, i woke up with no hair on my b-lls.
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