Lazy hole
1.when a girl is so loving and h-rny turns into a b-tch who refuses to have s-x or even gives you bl-w j-bs she becomes a lazy hole.
2.when your girl won’t have s-x with you.
husband :dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn’t get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn’t even spend p-ssionate nights in bed with me anymore.
guy:that is why i didn’t get married.first you get that disease called one gina.you might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to f-ck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
husband :
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