Lazy Leak
the lazy leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a lazy leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you p-ss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the h-ll have you been
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
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