Lazy Parrot
occurence in which a man places his genitals on someone’s shoulder unknowingly. often occurs from behind, while the individual is sitting on a couch or chair. may also occur between a deaf couple to initiate a s-xual encounter.
steve surprised dan with a lazy parrot while he was sleeping on the couch.
my older brother held down my buddy and gave him a lazy parrot. his nut sack rolled off his shoulder and hit him in the mouth.
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