lazy susan

orally stimulating a woman’s genitalia while she is driving.
yea brah. she gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a chinese fire drill and i finished her off with a lazy susan.
it’s actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. they’re really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

…and barbeques.

…and drinks.

…not forgetting p-ssing the b-tter!

don’t taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.
you have a lazy susan? wow! can i use it?
a s-xual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. the woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or pr-ne. the 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman’s mouth, the other with either her v-g-n- or -n-s. this also -ssist in balancing the woman on the stool. the term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.
“hey jm, we should totally lazy susan that hot girl at work!”

“you might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. tom and i lazy susan’d your mom last night”.
a household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prost-tute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they’d rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of -ssigning different rooms to different customers.
hun’, could you p-ss me one of those tylenols? they’re on the lazy susan.

she was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
when a girl attempts to shave her v-g-n- but can’t seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.
that lazy susan on brittany was about 2 inces long!
a pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
“that lazy susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. hats off to her!”
a guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. the man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman’s hand.

when a guy m-st-rb-t-s using a woman’s hand.
i convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a lazy susan instead.
s-x with a double amputee. put the person with no appendages on your d-ck and twirl her around like a lazy susan.
because i support our troops, for the 4th of july, i picked up a vet and we did the lazy susan.