lazy teabag
when a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
grinder exchange
big d: u cool w j-zz?
me: i’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. not so much into j-zz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
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