lazybating
the act of masturbating only after release you were to lazy to clean yourself up.
guy: i love lazybating.
other guy: what’s that?
guy: when my hand f-cks my d-ck and i spooge all over myself but just go to sleep afterwards because i’m to lazy to clean myself up.
other guy: oh…. i don’t think many people do that. ever.
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