lazycapped
someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.
stevie: “wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up”.
angus: “h-ll no, he ain’t handicapped, he’s just lazycapped…look at him get up and walk into the burger joint”.
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