Lazyheaded
one who is slow, or can’t get things mentally at a normal rate.
jonny: what does the cow say to the other cow that is in it’s way?
stacy: i don’t know, what?
jonny: moo…ve your wideload over.
stacy: huh?…
jonny: stacy, why are you so lazyheaded?…
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