Lazzara-Itis


amazing disease, often caught after excessive listening to and/or watching of taking back sunday. symptoms may include randomly shouting ‘i love adam lazzara!’ ‘adam lazzara is a s-xy beast!’, b-tterflies in stomach at the slightest mention of the band, and a slightly creepy obsession with tbs and adam.
‘dude, how was that concert last night?’
‘awesome, but i think i came down with lazzara-itis.’

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