LBJ
lbj or the “lateral bl-w j-b”. named for the position of the person performing the act. also known from the acronym as “the presidential” (lyndon baines johnson)
last night i put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome “lbj”.
my girl knows how to give a f-cking royal “presidential”
lyndon b. johnson (acronym)
lbj was the thirty-sixth president of the united states (1963–1969).
“lazy bl-w j-b”. it is when a female gives a bl-w j-b while resting her head on the guy’s stomach. she may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. not as good as a traditional bl-w j-b, but still quite enjoyable.
female: “i’m tired, let’s go to bed.”
male: “ah man, how ’bout a quick lbj?”
female: “allllright.”
splashing someone in the face with scalding hot s-m-n (heated on the stove) just as lyndon b. johnson splashed vietnam with napalm.
some people grow to enjoy recieving a lbj from time to time.
the greatest mixed drink known to mankind. it’s the “lebron james” of mixed drinks. it consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. usually served over ice.
bro i got so drunk after that third lbj you made for me
little baby jesus
she is such a wh-r-! she needs to pray to lbj.
lbj, the abbreviation of lumberjack tavern. this tavern located in big bay, michigan is home to the murder site that was followed by the film “anatomy of a murder” by otto preminger, starring james stewart. also the infamous hangout of the movie star jeff daniels and the mid west’s largest tribute to pabst blue ribbion.
let’s go get a can of pbr at the lbj?
pabst at the lumberjack, sounds like a plan!
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