Le French Dip
the original french dip is a combination of the traditional donkey punch and dirty rodruigez. however as the french say, d’une torsion . . . with a twist. . .
as the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having -n-l intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her -n-l sphincter tightens making the -rg-sm all that more better (for all involved).
when the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of -n-l insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed frenchman/occupier of france, adolph hitler.
hey rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you’ve been telling me how much you’ve been craving a le french dip . . . it’s delish . . . yum-o!!!
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