Le Merchant
a hasidic jew of european descent, preferably french who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread zionism. to identify le merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. if the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a le merchant.
a le merchant tried to sell me the book of moses
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