le pete


scandalous frenchman who can have any woman or man he wants. usually seen wearing a mustache and smoking in front of a cafe or wine bar. has an air of superiority and revels in his s-xcapades. people love his accent and you invite him over to your table for a drink with your girlfriend/boyfriend. in a matter of minutes, your girlfriend/boyfriend becomes his. beware le pete!!!
jack: what happened to bonnie, your girl.
jill: bonnie is with le pete now.
jack: sacre bleu, didn’t he just do you? (yesterday)

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