Lea Lovell
– an obese female ogre that in mythological stories had a frequent tendency to eat babies. the ogre, most famously known as “lea lovell” has become a modern day “big foot” as many sightings have been reported of it in the tri-state area. it is currently believed that lea lovell is residing somewhere in ithaca, new york. many have speculated that she is currently blending by going to a university and becoming educated in order to get closer to the infants.
frank:”hey john did you hear about the fat monster that was seen walking around in the woods today?”
john: “oh! you mean lea lovell?”
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