Lead Blocker
a large person you follow behind to get to the front of a crowded bar. similar to how a running back follows an offensive lineman in football.
chris: i’ve been waiting in this line for like 10 minutes, how’d you get drinks so fast?
geo: i used duke’s giant girlfriend, stacey as my lead blocker to push to the front.
chris: she’s quite the battering ram.
when someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person’s mouth opens. jewels teeth are a mild example.
that chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.
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