leaf
marijuana: pot, reefer
roll us up some of that leaf. pretty soon we’ll be down to seeds and stems again.
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to break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.
john was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.
1. a usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a princ-p-l organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.
2. a leaflike organ or structure.
3. a hinged or removable section for a table top.
4. a person who enjoys b-tt secks.
5. beloved counterpart to branch.
6. a person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.
7. a girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
random person 1: oh my g-d, seriously, leaf should have her own cooking show!
random person 2: wtf? there’s bloodclots in her porkchops.
verb meaning ‘to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment’, as the toronto maple leafs did against the boston bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 nhl playoffs.
“the halifax mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 chl memorial cup final, but managed to hang on for the win.”
a person who choose the teams he’s a fans of by the prevailing wind of who most likely to win the next championship. these fans are mostly in the nfc, hence one year their a forty niner, the next a cowboy then green bay and so on and so
boy andre was a pats fan last year now he’s crowing about the saints.
yep he is nothing but a leaf!
money (at least where im from)
a: yo, dude i need some leaf
b: ok but no more!
a: aight, cheers man
losers
even
after
forty
seasons
leafs.
q: why don’t the maple leafs drink tea?
a: because the canadiens have all the cups.
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