League of Legends

a gaming site where trolls get trolled.
league of legends pun:
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a game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. it is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can’t play for sh-t.

this game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. no matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a sh-t while constipated, its not going to happen. unless you are like extremely lucky. elo h-ll is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn’t be carried. elo heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
how the elo system is interpreted in league of legends.

jesse: “fak this game, the rating system isn’t accurate, gg feeder noobs, you can’t carry them, its too hard!”

the conversation before a ranked match-

nooblord: “i wana mid!”

thepro: “i don’t think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked”

nooblord: “stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and qq afk”

people who call roles they can’t play-

lol4lyfenoob: “adc bot!”

(later that match)

lol4lyfenoob: “gg noob jungler wont gank bot!”

derpmasterpro: “you are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don’t blame the jungler cause you suck, and don’t call roles you can’t play!”
a website where you sell your soul and any attempt at losing your virginity in order to attempt to have fun but instead get destroyed by koreans playing this game
person 1: hey man, i was hoping you could come on this double date with lisa and i.

person 2: i can’t. i have a team practice on league of legends that night.
this game is from the original creators of dota(defense of the ancients) a warcraft 3 expansion.

riot games are the creators. this is a free to play online game that has an in game store that you can spend real money on if you wish to. you can not purchase “runes” because they are to be earned through game play so the rich and poor are at the same level of skill while playing.
actually if you buy the collectors pack it comes with a few runes.
the game name is shortened to lol.
again it is a free game.
person1: “play some league of legends?”
person2: “lets pwn some noobs.”
an extremely cr-ppy game made by some gay jerks in mongolia. there are a lot of players but i don’t know why because the game is even worse than yo mama.
so the game basically just sucks hairy p-n-ses.
-lets play league of legends.
°no, i’d rather kill myself than playing that sh-t!
an extremely popular game that now has more players than world of warcraft.

although it is free, so perhaps that’s not as big an accomplishment as it sounds, but free or not, many people pay money to get skins for their favorite characters. anything you buy with real money besides skins, you can get with the in game currency as well, so there is no disadvantage on people who don’t pay.

the genre is hard to explain, but is a somewhat rare one, known as a moba. this means multiplayer online battle arena. the goal of the game is to fight your way into the opponent’s base and destroy their “nexus”. i put it quite simply, but the average game takes around 40 minutes, and has quite a bit to it.

this game has an extremely huge learning curve of anywhere from 2-10 hours for most people, sometimes more. in order to become good at the game, it takes several weeks, although it is more casually oriented.

for those not interested in casual play, this game was featured at dreamhack with a $100,000 usd prize pool in june 2011, where several teams fought in compet-tion for the prize.

it is a very fun game, but not something many people can just pick up.
me: you should totally add lazukin if you’re on the us server and want to play league of legends.

you: yus.
a piece of sh-t -ss game that has 90% 12 year olds playing because they think they’re good,no…f-ck no they’re the most stupid f-cks you could possibly imagine.

short and simple go play dota 2
f-ggot 1: hay lerry wanna go play league of legends at my house

f-ggot 2: yea dud maybe we can circle jerk 2 lololol cause we’re vfl