leaky anus syndrome
leaky -n-s syndrome (las) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the -n-s. the sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. a relatively common form of las is lagr-n-s.
tabitha–that girl that works on floor 82–has leaky -n-s syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her -n-l handkerchief coming. the path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she p-sses or until someone sprays air freshener!
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