Leaky Cauldron
1) when a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman’s v-g-n-.
2) when a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the sh-t out of his b-tch with the p-ss-filled condom.
3) a wizard bar in harry potter. no p-ss involved.
doug: yo, why is your biznitch so p-ssed off at you?
jordan: that’s ironic. she’s p-ssed because i gave her a leaky cauldron and my p-ss got all over her.
doug: isn’t that in harry potter?
jordan: you’re such a f-cking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)
doug: -high five-
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