leaky dick
before peeing: when a man really has to go pee and a drop of p-ss forms at the tip of the p-n-s. he really has to go.
after peeing: when a man p-sses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
could also deal with s-m-n instead of pee. pre-c-m before or remaining c-m afterwards can cause leaky d-ck.
ahh dude i really gotta go, i got leaky d-ck! i just wiped off a lil p-ss from my d-ck! hurry!!
Read Also:
- lesbian side sluts
(n.) (pl) a pair of female chums who will allow you to watch thier bedroom antics. i have lesbian side sl-ts on call.
- Giglobal
this term is a portmanteau, or a word made up from at least two others, in this case the words gigantic and global. in our webified world of global commerce on a gigantic scale it seems fitting that we add a descriptor such as giglobal to describe business, personnas, etc. whether we like it or […]
- G.I.H.T.S.
an abbreviation of “g-d i have to sh-t”. austin: i feel like i’m about to birth a whale’s t-st-cl- alex: dude, whats wrong? austin: g.i.h.t.s. alex: oh, you should get that checked out.
- Patag
a lonely man who sits in the corner, looking busy at work. despite any attempt to make a tangible comeback to the onslaught of derogatory comments thrown his way, he feigns laughter and carries on in his work. don’t let those bullies at work play you for a patag.
- lesbino
n. 1. an albino lesbian 2. common misspelling of “lesbian” amongst 5-7 year-olds 1. “you know that girl sophia, with no pigmentation? i heard that last night she went down on meg, that mullet chick who’s on the field hockey team.” 2. a six year-old’s official list of bad words: -sswhole, basterd, bich, h-ll, lesbino, […]