Lean Queersine
a parody of the stouffer’s lean cuisine line of frozen dinners.
it turns out that a lot of gay men eat lean cuisines. queer culture tends to be very youth and looks oriented, so many gay men end up feeling very image-conscious or even body-dysmorphic.
i arrive at work and open the freezer to stow my daily box of ice cream drumsticks. i spot a lean cuisine dinner that is in my sweet spot on top of the ice cube trays. i suspect it belongs to my hunky coworker. i yell, “hey scott – is that your lean queersine in there on top of the ice cube trays?”
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