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  a well-known euphemism for v-g-n- and/or brownstar. occasionally, it has been used to denote the gooch. “holy sh-t, my lee corso is sore. i’ve never had to cr-p so bad in all my life!” “wait, i’m confused….he stuffed his entire foot in your lee corso? or in your kirk herbstreit?”

• masticle

  to jack off with or using your t-st-cl-/s dude i need to masticle so bad a mastadon t-st-cl- d-mn son! that’s as big as a masticle!

• Chrismerfee

  a foosball term for a player getting their shot blocked. “man you just got chrismerfee’d again, you suck!”

• Deceived

  to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude they deceived the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.

• Masturbweight

  also known as the shakeweight, which helps one build muscles by shaking the dumbell-shaped device. masturbweight helps one develop the muscles needed for masturbation of one’s self or another. dude, i just bought the masturbweight, so in just six minutes a day, i’ll be increasing my ability for self-pleasure ten-fold.

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