Lease-a-Lobe


when you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your d-ck in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
can’t get that annoying hipster girl to give up the p-ssy? ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

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