leather dick

the impervious d-ck
girl: “i have the clap”
boy: “it’s cool, i have a leather d-ck”
a syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pr-nographic materials which cause the p-n-s to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.
fernando jacked off to so much d-mn p-rn that he got leather d-ck, and could no longer become s-xually aroused. his p-ss now shoots sideways too.
when, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female’s b-ttocks, the p-n-s loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.
“dude, i was at the rave last night”
“sounds awesome bro”
“yeah, except i got a crazy case of leather d-ck, i can’t feel sh-t down there”
#desensitized #d-ck #dancing #grinding #rave #party #laether d-ck #leather d-ck
the part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man’s pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man’s laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather d-ck.
#leather d-ck #six inches #belt #d-ck #leather