Leather Puke
when you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the “new car smell”.
neighbor joe: sweet ride, man.
bob: i know right, i just bought it.
neighbor joe: mind if i take a look inside?
bob: go ahead.
-10 seconds later-
bob: ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! that was nasty!
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