Leave Britney Alone
an exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can’t handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
derived from a youtube user’s famed outburst following britney’s lackl-ster performance at the 2007 vma’s.
sarah: ‘omg susan, i can’t believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. oh, and by the way, everyone knows what you did with kevin on the weekend. plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?’
susan: ‘leave britney alone!’
etymology: from chris crocker’s desperate cry to leave britney coo-coo bird spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullsh-t or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.
1.”yeah, man!! i mean really, leave britney alone” ;
“not only that, they should also leave britney alone”;
2.”sure thing, i’ll call you and will have lunch, and leave britney alone… sure..”
3.”what do you mean i haven’t done anything all day. i’ve been leaving britney alone.”
is used to repel people who har-ss you, or get on your nerves. or people who talk at you when you are busy and/or struggling.
origin: chris crocker’s youtube video : ” leave britney alone”.
a: pull yourself together, what are you going to do with your life ?
b: leave britney alone, ok… i’m doing my best…
a famous youtube video, by chris crocker about britney spears
how f-cking dare anyone out there make fun of britney after all she has been through.!
she lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. she had two f-ckin kids.
her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she’s going through a custody battle. all you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
she’s a human! (ah! ooh!) what you don’t realize is that britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of cr-p about her.
she hasn’t performed on stage in years. her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is more! more-more, more: more!.
leave her alone! you are lucky she even performed for you b-st-rds!
leave britney alone!…..please.
perez hilton talked about professionalism and said if britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
leave britney alone please…. !
leave britney spears alone!…right now!….i mean it.!
anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
leave her alone!
leave britney alone!!!
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