Lebanese Microwave
a stunt only done once, 50% of partic-p-nts died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself sh-tting constantly
two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was florida fire-hose (laxative).
two microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their sh-t into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. points are awarded for accuracy, amount of sh-t, percentage in the microwave and speed.
the second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the sh-t into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a sh-t spill of hamburg oil spill proportions. theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy sh-t of the other partic-p-nt and not wash his legs -n-s or mouth for a week.
dude: i reckon im about to fire out enough sh-t to fill a microwave
playa: want to bet?
dude: h-ll yeah, whats the bet
playa: lets make a lebanese microwave out of this sh-t
dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
playa: man up you p-ssy, what sort of wimpy thai are you
dude: i dont have the b-ll-cks for that, or the sh-t firing power
playa: if you can’t handle the heat don’t sh-t in the microwave
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