LeBron
the act of hijacking an hour of tv to tell thousands of people something they already know. see state of the union address.
does lebron have to take this long to say he’s going to the heat? now there’ll only be 3 episodes of sportscenter tonight, instead of 4.
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng into your hands, then throwing the s-m-n in air like lebron james does with powder.
ryan: john, why is there s-m-n on the ceiling?
john: well ryan, last night i watched some killer p-rn and gave myself a lebron!
ryan: that must have been some movie!
attention seeking wh-r-.
dude, you’re pulling a lebron right now.
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