LeBron Bomb
a real lebron bomb jumps off in a club, but not a dance club; a scrip club.
appropriate protocol:
take a minimum of $50 in ones, fan them out in you hand, and when the appropriate bad chick walks on stage, approach. once she is in the appropriate position (typically doggie with a heavily arched back and the bootie in the air or lying on her back legs up), throw them stacks to the ceiling (similar to ‘bron’s pre-game chalk), clap twice, and then watch the dollars reign down amidst the ooh’s and aah’s of fellow patrons.
the most ballingest of all rainmaking techniques. conveys a message of status and disrespect unparalleled outside of professional sports.
may require janitorial support, up to and including a swiffer and a garbage bag, to clean up the main stage.
cole: “yo t, you see that indian with the perfect body just walk on stage? you should bomb on that son.”
t: “yeah man, ‘bron bomb on deck”.
(lebron bomb commences, and stunned onlookers either stand and clap or simply gasp at the beauty)
the most athletic alcoholic beverage in the world. a shot to honor lebron james aka “king james”
order a shot of crown royal (because lebron is nicknamed the kind), drop it into a gl-ss of sprite like jager bomb (sprite because of his endors-m-nt), have sugar in your hand ready; approximately 3 packets of splenda works great (the sugar represents his pre-game chalk), take the shot and throw the sugar in the air just like lebron does before tip off!
jake – “i just took three lebron bombs, now i’m ready to go talk to some babes!”
brandon – “no question..”
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