lecture lap dance
you know when it happens. you’re 5 minutes late to a cl-ss in a huge lecture room. all the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.
10:15 am..cr-p! “excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me” as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside
“dude, look at the guy who’s late. guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now”
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