leddo
a small and hairy creature, often found in bushes. leddos usually mate with the mid cheshire variety, but don’t usually discriminate against, and have been known to accept offers from, a variety of breeds. though a rather intelligent breed, the talents of a leddo stretch to neither rowing, nor choosing discrete underwear. leddos pray to the god mark and the god spencer, so survive purely on a diet of marks and spencer’s products, emblazoned with yellow stickers. warning! if you try to feed a leddo with food from any other supermarket, it may wet itself with the blinding fear of peasant food. if, however, the food is given to them by their gods, they know that it will be divine and pure, and that that they will enjoy it, or at least pretend to. current government advice is to stay well away from any leddos that have consumed more than one sip of alcohol. they should be avoided at all costs, otherwise your face my be detached from your head due to the cosmic suction force of her raunchy zip up playsuit.
“my research at the moment involves observing wild leddos. yesterday i saw one fall off a chair”
“don’t be such a leddo, buy some no-vpl knickers!”
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