left 4 dead 2
valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an -rg-sm every time i touch the disk
hey did you p-ss your pants?
no i had an extreme -rg-sm and j-zzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault
left 4 dead 1.5, “here’s how it should of been”. a game -ssumed to kill of left 4 dead, seeing how in the eyes of valve, left 4 dead is an old man because it dropped to 30 dollars in retail stores. left 4 dead 2 is a “dlc that was too big” says valve, so instead they decided to release it as a full game and slap a 50 dollar tag on it and pretend left 4 dead was never released. it would be great to have a silenced uzi in a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t it?
l4d2 player: “am i play left 4 dead or left 4 dead 2?” -looks at left 4 dead 2 cd case- “whaat?!”
valve: so, i heard you want some dlcs from us? since when did we promise dlcs for left 4 dead? -person shows previous interviews-.
valve: left4dead2 deserves to be a sequel, i promise! or….i’ll trade you dlc for 50 dollars!
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