Left Cheek Sneak
to create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely p-ss serious wind from the left side of your b-ttocks.
“an atrocious smell came from dave’s left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak”
letting a quick fart out while lifting your left b-ttock.
“ew, what’s that smell? mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?”
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