left eye for the straight girl
from the makers of queer eye for the straight guy comes left eye for the straight girl. a group of lesbians from compton, the bronx, brooklyn, atlanta, houston, and oakland get together to help a straight girl deflect the male gaze. while queer eye for the straight guy works to get men to buy into their own male gaze, according to feminist theory; left eye for the straight girl teaches women to be more self reliant, preen less, and pick up a trade instead of the smart phone. a boot camp where a girl shaves only her head, learns to use a power drill, and has to live without a smart phone.
blaire: i wish i could be more like you jo.
jo: you should try out for left eye for the straight girl. we’ll get you there in no time.
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