Left Hand Suzuki Method
1. an underrated song by the gorillaz from the alb-m g-sides.
2. a method of learning to play a song on any instrument by smoking a h-ll of alot of herb, listening to the song, and attempting to play along.
ex. 1. dude i listened to left hand suzuki method by the gorillaz last night and took a hit right during the bong hit in the intro, it was pretty f-cking exciting.
ex. 2. i got so tronned last night and picked out comfortably numb on my guitar; the left hand suzuki method works.
an outrageous s-xual act in which a man -j-c-l-t-s onto a bowl of white rice. the female in this particular scenario then consumes the bowl of rice. note the “left-hand” part of the t-tle, which implies that the man is a right-handed self-fornicator using his least dominant hand.
wilhelm: “well, good day, bentley, did you consummate with your lovely wife last evening?”
bentley: “but of course, my dear wilhelm. i finally got the unique opportunity to demonstrate the left-hand suzuki method to her. it was an experience i shan’t soon forget.”
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