Left Lane Cock


an -sshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real -sshole.
friend 1: “dude, i hope we get home soon.”
friend 2: “hey!! this -sshole is going 10 under in a 55, what’s his problem?”
friend 1: “what a left lane c-ck, you’ll have to switch lanes.”

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