Left Lane Dick


a general term for anyone found cruising in the p-ssing (left) lane, holding up the normal flow of traffic.
“i would have been on time, but i got stuck behind left lane d-ck on the way here”
mini-van moms (and sometimes dads) that have no concept of their surroundings. you can drive on their b-mper for an hour flickering your high beams and trying to get them to move right…it will have no effect…they are in their own world…
that chick in the grey caravan is a real left lane d-ck!
my sworn enemy. crash and burn.
www.leftlaned-cks.com
anybody with a pennsylvania license plate. they’re always the ones going 55mph in the left lane, with the right lanes completely d-mn clear.
“i nearly rear ended this -sshole who was going 55mph in the left lane!”

“gotta hate them left lane d-cks…”

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