Leftover Mayonnaise


when a male is having s-x with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, -j-c-l-t-s into his hand, and slaps her in the face.
male: mmm…
female: what the…
-slap!!!-
female: ugh! you just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

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