Lefturbater
the arm used in the switching of hands – or in this case arms – when either fapping or masturbating wich to most people is done with the right arm… not the left … unlike some uncoodenated tards out there :d
mary : so … wich hand do you m-st-rb-t- with?
joe : i’m a lefturbater
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